Bride's Party
MOH- Melodie P. aka crab girl!! My buddy since HS
BM1- Hairy Mary: My little sister
BM2- Judy Booty: Buddy since MS
BM3- Linh Dinh: Buddy since HS & Partner in crime!
BM4- Esther the Molester: Friends since HS

Groom's Party
BM- Liem: Groom's brother
GM1- Arlene from Alabama: Nephew
GM2- Jame: Childhood Friend
GM3- Jesse: College buddy!
GM4- Bobby boy: Trouble Maker buddy!!