I was working for The Wilderness Society as a fundraiser. On this fated day I was wearing a bright pink koala costume when nature called - loudly. I realised that I was only a few Kms away from my friends flat and started running down the street towards it. By the time I reached the building I was desperate and buzzed my friends flat; "Let me in I have to pee!!". The door swung open and I ran up the flights of stairs to my friends door and urgently knocked upon it. The door swung open and I flew past someone yelling "MOVE! I HAVE TO PEE!" It was only when I had removed the pink koala coustume and satisfied the call of nature that I realised I didnt know who I'd just pushed out of the way to get into the flat. Very sheepishly I gathered my big koala head under my arm and walked out of the bathroom. James was standing there with a somewhat befuddled look on his face as he asked his future wife "So are you collecting donations?"










