I'm not getting married any time soon, so take my words with a grain of salt.

Then again, you might consider me a bastion of sanity - an outsider looking into the world of weddings and laughing in disdain.

I kid.

I'm helping Joe and Margaret out with this here Project of theirs. I'm one of Joe's groomsmen, so I have to.

I plan on meeting the love of my life bungee jumping near Queenstown, on the South Island of New Zealand. We'll connect over drinks afterwards in a local brewpub.

Or we'll meet skydiving together out of a plane in a car in Arizona. When we land, we'll connect over drinks afterwards in a local brewpub.

I'm all about proposing over email.

That way both gmail and I have it on record forever.

It's a good way to get the pre-nup on record too!

Has anyone ever had a wedding in a truly pastoral setting?  With cows and everything?