I'm not getting married any time soon, so take my words with a grain of salt.
Then again, you might consider me a bastion of sanity - an outsider looking into the world of weddings and laughing in disdain.
I'm helping Joe and Margaret out with this here Project of theirs. I'm one of Joe's groomsmen, so I have to.
I plan on meeting the love of my life bungee jumping near Queenstown, on the South Island of New Zealand.
We'll connect over drinks afterwards in a local brewpub.
Or we'll meet skydiving together out of a plane in a car in Arizona. When we land, we'll connect over drinks afterwards in a local brewpub.