Dear Flat Vendor,
You know we loved your flat and you accepted our offer.... we did most of the leg work and met all the requirements you asked... so why the hell did you accept someone's lower offer because they could complete 2 days before us?!?!?!
Sincerely, very angry and hurt purchaser
I'm not impressed.
Ready for Bed Already
Dear weekly marketing update meetings,
You are long and boring, and if I'm completely honest nothing gets done week after week so there is nothing to update. Same story every week--so let's make this a monthly meeting.
Daydreaming about vacation
Dear company that DH is interviewing with,
He made it past your first intimidating interview, please make sure he passes your second interview tomorrow. Thanks :)
a loving wife
^hahaha, I totally just wrote mine here^ but I had to delete it because it is just way to mean and I would feel bad posting it so im just going to pretend that it is still there ;)
I love working with you. You are amazing! But seriously... keep yo' dang germs to yo'self.
over strep and over it.
Dear college tuition,
Forever in debt.
Please stop throwing curve balls. I would like things to go right, just once!!
Broke as a joke!
Were are you? I miss you. I have a ton of pics to take and upload.
Come out, come out wherever you are..
Forgetful as an alzheimer
Dear Pediatric Dentist that my children are visiting today,
Please leave a few dollars in my wallet for me. After all you already insanely expensive, and I have to take time off of work since you can't fit my children into any afternoon appointments until next year??? Seriously?
Paid your last month's mortgage :-)
Dear 4H parents,
Just in case you didn't know I went to high school once and I have a diploma to prove it. At this point in my life I do not wish to relive those days and especially not through my child. I do not know what you all missed but its clear you missed out on something.
To those of you in leadership and the one who stole my daughters ideas and claimed it as her own (after telling my daughter her ideas were stupid). That will not get you far in life. And to the project leader who kicked us out of dog training because my dog was too stupid to learn maybe you should look in the mirror just because you work with dogs does not mean you can teach or that your an expert of any kind.
And to those of you who have made no secret of wanting us out Thank You you have made us want to stay just because we know we annoy you.
thanks and we will be BAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!
I sent out positive vibes, please send back amazing news about a job!!