I just saw this on the main board, and I thought that it might be kind of fun for us to do, considering we are hormonal pregnant women. I'll start!
Dear Enterprise Rent-A-Car guy-
When I ordered an SUV, I meant, I wanted an SUV. I was just in a car accident, and the LAST thing I want to do is get into a small "mid-size car" that you provide. Which, is why I'm paying the extra money to rent an SUV.
Don't make me wait 1-1/2 hours to try and pass of a "mid-size car" to me, then try and convince me that it's just as big as an SUV. NO IT IS NOT!!!! Just give me the car I asked for before things start to get ugly! I'm a pregnant, hormonal, crazy woman who has no problem making a scene. Therefore, you should do what I ask before I do...
The crazy pregnant woman evil eyeing you