Dear______________

Hi Ladies!


I just saw this on the main board, and I thought that it might be kind of fun for us to do, considering we are hormonal pregnant women. I'll start!


 


Dear Enterprise Rent-A-Car guy-


When I ordered an SUV, I meant, I wanted an SUV. I was just in a car accident, and the LAST thing I want to do is get into a small "mid-size car" that you provide. Which, is why I'm paying the extra money to rent an SUV. 


Don't make me wait 1-1/2 hours to try and pass of a "mid-size car" to me, then try and convince me that it's just as big as an SUV. NO IT IS NOT!!!! Just give me the car I asked for before things start to get ugly! I'm a pregnant, hormonal, crazy woman who has no problem making a scene. Therefore, you should do what I ask before I do...


Sincerely, 


The crazy pregnant woman evil eyeing you 

Posted on March 5, 2013 at 9:55 am
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Dear MIL & SIL,


Quit making me look like a bitch about a baby shower when you're the ones making it difficult.  I GAVE you days that worked for me, now just pick a freaking date and time.  And no DH is NOT going to tell you who to invite and what to make for food.  Sweet lord figure it out, we don't care if we have one or not!


Sincerely,


You're Non-Bitchy, Pretty easy going actually, DIL.

Posted on March 6, 2013 at 12:42 am
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Dear Gas/bloat,

I hate you.


Sincerely,
Bloated-Mama-2-b
Posted on March 6, 2013 at 11:28 am
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Dear Restless nights,


I loath you. You keep me up & frustrated, while my labradoodle is confused & my husband is annoyed. I cant sleep on my back, my stomach is starting to bother me & sleeping on my side is uncomfortable. Please be kind to me & let me sleep... even just a bit. I hate feeling like it is 2am when its 12:30 in the afternoon. I play kind of an important roll at work & cannot be half asleep.


Bests,


The one you keep up at night.


 


Dear Constipation,


We meet again... I thought I got rid of you in high school when I discovered my massive IBS-C issue. Here you are again, back with a vengeance. I simply do not like you, you make me look and feel like crap (ha, yes, that pun was intended for you). And you are incredibly untimely since you just come & go as you please. Looking forward to a time where you disappear & your cousin "normal" pays me a long visit.


Sincerly,


Very uncomfortable as it is, Pregnant Marah.  

Posted on March 7, 2013 at 5:33 am
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Dear Cold,


You suck.


Sincerely,


My very sore nose, throat, and sleep deprived body.

Posted on March 15, 2013 at 7:31 am
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Dear Alien Invader,


I know you're my child but seriously, get off of my bladder.


Sincerely,


Your mother who is tired of peeing every 15 minutes....

Posted on March 15, 2013 at 7:33 am
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