Have a TMI topic????? Anyone wanna go first??
Lol, let's seeeeee......
We've already had a "worst place his cum has gone" topic, but I do have to share that he got it in my EYE the other day and it BURNED!!
I'll think of something better later :D
FI knows better than to make it touch my face. That I do not like. He can squirt it wherever else but my face and hair!
Ha! Ha! I have one...can't believe I'm going to actually type this
Have you ever er, farted when he is down there? OMG! I did ONE time, funny thing is I had been drinking so I couldn't stop laughing - he was PISSED, actually thought I did it on purpose. He STILL reminds me to this day
LOl prinncess - I am dying reading your post!!!
HAHAHA @ princcess I swear I have been waiting for this to come up. I was to embarassed to be the initiator.
But YES this happend w/ my ex when we were down in Rosarito and I had been drinking and lord and behold it happened. I almost died laughing and like your FI he was pissed off. I had the audacity to tell him to finish!! HAHAHA But now every time I think about it I crack up laughing like it happened yesterday!!!
LOL, glad I am not the only one! I was worried when nobody posted anything after that!!!! Your right, I still laugh thinking about it!!!!!
Nope...if I feel one coming I make him come up for air.
LOL, well one night for some reason, I guessed he pushed alot of air in there, but everytime he kept pushing from behind, I kept qweefing. It was so loud too and FI thought it was hilarious. We had to change positions because it would not stop.
My TMI is that it feels weird to take a shower by myself now because my hubby and I have taken them together so much. I've been in my apartment for about a year and we started taking showers together all the time when I moved in. Now I only shower alone if he's not here or if I need to shave.
hahahhaha...omg princess I'm fallin off my chair laughing.
OMG that is like my biggest fear! It's almost happened soooo many times!
rotflmao. princess that is so funny. That has never happend to me but if it did FI would probably laugh so hard.
That is seriously too funny.
My TMI topic....Have you ever started your peiod while having sex??? Oh yeah, twice. First time early on in the relationship. I started to cry I was so embarassed!!!
I haven't but my best friend did with her first one night stand and she TOOK THE SHEETS when she woke up in the am!! hahahahaha
ROTFL ..... omg britta!!!! She took his sheets?? LOL.... did she ever run into him again?? Did she just carry them down the street? LOL
She got up and he had left for work so she just took the sheets off the bed and got in her car! They didn't talk for weeks and then She totally dated the guy for awhile after, too! Kind of a friend with bennies. I always asked her if they brought it up, or if it was weird. she said it wasn't!
Thats too funny. glad our relationship was established.
I'm not sure if this could happen but my friend told me that she was too embarassed to fart while DTD. So while she's on top she felt the need to fart so she held it til she was done and they got stuck she had a hard time getting him to release! sigh! :/
My ex husband had nosebleed twice will being down stairs........ after that he refused to do it.... like it was my fault.
I am spermaphobic and if I am not in a good mood , even pancake batter that gets into my hair can trigger a panic attack.... but my phobia is located to face, hands, hair and tits....
PRINCESS AHHH that is too funny! I dont like spooge anywhere really. My hands are the only place I will willing let it go.