FREE "BRIDE" SOCKS FOR A JOKE!!!!

Hi Ladies! A Week ago i purchase a pair of socks to use on my bridal party(very cute socks) and i got 2 pairs for the prize of one (Lucky Me!). So... i decided to share my luck and make some friends with a soon to be bride (like me) and give them away for FREE...YES FOR FREE. The only thing is....that i want to make this as fun and fair as possible for all you brides. What you need to do for the FREE PAIR OF SOCKS is to tell me your BEST JOKE! Yes, all i want to hear (for the price of shipping, LoL) is a Joke. But not just any joke, i want to hear (and i'm sure other ladies) a Bride and Groom, Bridesmaids, Wedding...  Yes, only a joke of couples or husband and wife, honeymoon...ect (hint; brides you could use this jokes for your bridal shower). Summit the best joke you know and on Sunday November 2, 2008 i will pick the best 3 and Project Wedding Ladies will decide the winner!!! Remember to leave me a toast:)


picture was not appering on board so here is the website were i purchase, they are also in my photos.


http://www.weddingthings.com/product/bridal_party_socks


 

Posted on October 30, 2008 at 6:21 am
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WMforever
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"I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were shouting,'13....13....13'

The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks and looked through to see what was going on.

Some bastard poked me in the eye with a stick.

Then they all started shouting '14....14....14'..."

Posted on October 30, 2008 at 7:29 am
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LOL WM!

Posted on October 30, 2008 at 7:31 am
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OMG, so I seriously just laughed out loud... the people in my office probably think I'm nuts... yay PW!

Posted on October 30, 2008 at 7:32 am
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:) i love that one.

Posted on October 30, 2008 at 7:39 am
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hahahahaa WM too funny!

Posted on October 30, 2008 at 7:45 am
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Joe wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. 
 
He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did 
something wrong. 
 
Joe had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he saw is a couple of aspirins next to a 
glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose
 
Joe sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees 
that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. 
 
He takes the aspirins, cringes whe n he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror
 
Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a 
kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: 'Honey, breakfast is on the stove. I left early to get groceries to 
make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, Darling! Love, Jillian' 
 
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning 
newspaper. 
 
His son is also at the table, eating. Joe asks: 'Son... what happened last night?' 
 
'Well, you came home after 3 A.M drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke 
it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door.' 
 
'Confused, he asked his son, 'So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and 
breakfast is on the table waiting for me?' 
 
His son replies, 'Oh THAT!... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, 
you screamed, 'Leave me alone bitch, I'm married!' 
 
Broken Coffee Table $239.99 
 
Hot Breakfast $4.20 
 
Two Aspirins $.38 
 
Saying the right thing, at the right time......priceless!! 

Posted on October 30, 2008 at 7:49 am
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ah Nidia...that's the one i was trying to find!!

Posted on October 30, 2008 at 7:56 am
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yah i really like that one!

Posted on October 30, 2008 at 8:00 am
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Haha Jackie.  I just got it in an email a few days ago for the umpteenth time so it was easy for me to bring up.  That has to be one of my favorites of all time!  =) 

Posted on October 30, 2008 at 8:01 am
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or how about the one where the husband and wife get in a huge fight and she says, when i wake up there better be something in the driveway that goes from 0-200 in 5 seconds....wife wakes up...finds a bathroom scale in her driveway..... (or something like that)

Posted on October 30, 2008 at 8:05 am
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WM LAMO!!!  nidia--> i like that one

Posted on October 30, 2008 at 8:06 am
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Aw nidia I love that joke lol.

Posted on October 30, 2008 at 8:06 am
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lol jackie that is horrible! But hilarious

Posted on October 30, 2008 at 8:12 am
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Aaahhhh, NIDIA! That joke was the BOMB!!

Posted on October 30, 2008 at 8:15 am
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My friend sent me this one...


"After a a huge fight, a wife said to her husband, 'You know, I was a fool when I married you.' The husband replied, 'Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice.'"

Posted on October 30, 2008 at 8:17 am
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  1. They say when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage, it is self-defense.

  2. When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.

  3. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and the woman gets her master's.

  4. Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

  5. A woman was telling her friend , "It is I who made my husband a millionaire." "And what was he before you married him?" Asked the friend. The woman replied, " A multimillionaire".


Posted on October 30, 2008 at 8:25 am
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A WOMAN'S WEEK AT THE GYM
 
Dear Diary,
For my birthday this year, my daughter (the dear) purchased a week of
personal training at the local health club for me.
 
Although I am still in great shape since being a high school football
cheerleader many years ago, I decided it would be a good idea to go ahead
and give it a try.
 
I called the club and made my reservations with a personal trainer
named Belinda, who identified herself as a 26-year-old aerobics
instructor and model for athletic clothing and swim wear.
 
My daughter seemed pleased with my enthusiasm to get started! The club
encouraged me to keep a diary to chart my progress.
 
________________________________
MONDAY:
Started my day at 6:00 a.m. Tough to get out of bed, but found it was
well worth it when I arrived at the health club to find Belinda waiting
for me. She is something of a Greek goddess - with blond hair, dancing
eyes and a dazzling white smile. Woo Hoo!!
 
Belinda gave me a tour and showed me the machines. I enjoyed watching
the skillful way in which she conducted her aerobics class after my
workout today. Very inspiring!
 
Belinda was encouraging as I did my sit-ups, although my gut was
already aching from holding it in the whole time she was around. This
is going to be a FANTASTIC week-!!
 
________________________________
TUESDAY:
I drank a whole pot of coffee, but I finally made it out the door.
Belinda made me lie on my back and push a heavy iron bar into the air
then she put weights on it! My legs were a little wobbly on the
treadmill, but I made the full mile. Belinda's rewarding smile made it
all worthwhile. I feel GREAT-!! It's a whole new life for me.
 
_______________________________
WEDNESDAY:
The only way I can brush my teeth is by laying the toothbrush on the
counter and moving my mouth back and forth over it. I believe I have a
hernia in both pectorals. Driving was OK as long as I didn't try to
steer or stop. I parked on top of a GEO in the club parking lot.
 
Belinda was impatient with me, insisting that my screams bothered other
club members. Her voice is a little too perky for that early in the
morning and when she scolds, she gets this nasally whine that is VERY
annoying.
 
My chest hurt when I got on the treadmill, so Belinda put me on the
stair monster. Why the hell would anyone invent a machine to simulate
an activity rendered obsolete by elevators? Belinda told me it would
help me get in shape and enjoy life. She said some other shit too.
 
_______________________________
THURSDAY:
Belinda was waiting for me with her vampire-like teeth exposed as her
thin, cruel lips were pulled back in a full snarl. I couldn't help
being a half an hour late - it took me that long to tie my shoes.
 
Belinda took me to work out with dumbbells. When she was not looking, I
ran and hid in the restroom. She sent another skinny bitch to find me.
 
Then, as punishment, she put me on the rowing machine -- which I sank.
 _______________________________
FRIDAY:
I hate that bitch Belinda more than any human being has ever hated any
other human being in the history of the world. Stupid, skinny, anemic,
anorexic little cheerleader. If there was a part of my body I could
move without unbearable pain, I would beat her with it.
 
Belinda wanted me to work on my triceps. I don't have any triceps! And
if you don't want dents in the floor, don't hand me the damn barbells
or anything that weighs more than a sandwich.
 
The treadmill flung me off and I landed on a health and nutrition
teacher. Why couldn't it have been someone softer, like the drama coach
or the choir director?

________________________________
SATURDAY:
Belinda left a message on my answering machine in her grating, shrilly
voice wondering why I did not show up today. Just hearing her voice
made me want to smash the machine with my planner; however, I lacked
the strength to even use the TV remote and ended up catching eleven
straight hours of the Weather Channel.

 ________________________________
SUNDAY:
I'm having the Church van pick me up for services today so I can go and
thank GOD that this week is over. I will also pray that next year my
daughter (the little shit) will choose a gift for me that is fun --
like a root canal or a hysterectomy.

Posted on October 30, 2008 at 8:31 am
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LMAO..prbetsi....ha ha ha!!

Posted on October 30, 2008 at 8:49 am
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Oh that was hilarious!  Great one prbetsi!

Posted on October 30, 2008 at 8:49 am
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Sorry, its long...but still one of my favorites!

Posted on October 30, 2008 at 8:51 am
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