Thurs 4/18: Share an embarrassing moment.
I had my own Pretty Women moment back two years ago.
I work in a man's industry, heating. I was invited to attend a dinner meeting at the Trump in Vegas with 8 other men. We had a private room and the meal cost over $800. I wore a fancy dress and heels; I sat up straight and listened politely. My meal arrived, we were talking business and I began to cut a piece of my shrimp (you know into small little bite size pieces instead of shoving the whole thing in my mouth) and BAM. Shrimp flew off my plate and into my lap. Red faced I look around and thought I got away with it, until I saw a snicker come from one of the reps sons. Who happened to be drafted to a professional football team and wasn't so bad looking. He caught my eye and said, "Slippery little suckers, huh?"!!!
Later on, we met this group of men, plus some other reps at a bar outside of New York, New York for drinks. I began laughing about that embarassing dinner moment with the man who caught me, when a man who wasn't at dinner said, "I heard about that!"
That's hilarious Nicole!!
Here's the one that first came to my mind:
I ran into town to grab chinese takeout for DH and I. On th way home I was in a great mood (I loooove Chinese night :p) and I was playing one of my favorite CD's really loud. I was really getting into a song, and when I pulled into the driveway I turned the car off but got out and kept singing and dancing a little...we live out in the middle of nowhere so generally this is okay. I yelled "Oh Honey - foooods here!"
...and then I realized DH wasn't alone, the farmer from down the road had stopped in after he saw DH outside, and they were both staring at me from across the yard. I got really quiet and went inside really fast :p
Jake came in a few minutes later and said "I don't think he noticed a thing". Right.
Ooh, Nicole, definitely would have been an intimidating dinner!! Love the shrimp moment!
Sam, haha those moments are so awkward!! Love it!
I can't think of any good ones, but this is def a memorable one:
It was when DH and I first started dating. We went to Pier 39 in San Francisco for the day and went to Bubba Gumps for lunch. It was right after he had turned 21 because I remember he got a beer, but I could not. So I just had water. Well I'm clumsy as it is, and ended up knocking my full cup of water over all over the table. No big deal, the waiter came over and helped clean up and brought me a new water. And not 10 minutes later, I knock my second full cup of water over all over the table. It was sad and hilarious. The waiter was still nice but you could tell he was like what is wrong with you? lol. Luckily it didn't scare DH away ;)
Oh this is a good one. . .
Feb 20th 1994 Mark and I got married I was 7 months preggo
We were up at our hotel room and I was getting ready to get in the tub and we hear Knock knock,
Well I wait like 5 minutes and I don;t hear anything so I walk out IN THE BUFF HEAD TO TOE!!
Who is in my hotel room suite, but my new DH and THE BELL BOY I swear he was like 17.
I hurry back into the bathroom slam the door and slide to the floor.
Yup so the first person to see me naked on my wedding night was NOT my DH but the bell boy!!!
BTW he was also in the dinning room when we went to dinner that night. HOW Freaking embarrassing.
Strech Marks Pregnant Naked LADY YUP!!!!! I will NEVER forget it!!!
DH and I met a bunch of our friends at a club for his birthday (this was before we were married) and I was so nervous to be meeting some of his friends that I had a few too many drinks and ended up dancing in the middle of all of his friends without my shoes on. Then, when it was time to leave the club, I decided that it was too much to walk with my heels, I took them off and then halfway to my car, I stopped and told him to go and get his car because I was just "too tired" to continue walking. Mind you, it was December here in NJ and it was freezing. LOL