HELP: Fun RSVP wording
EDIT: Please check the update on the bottom of this thread (page 1)
I'm working on the wording for our RSVP's. Fi and I are a little stumped. We want the RSVP to be fun (like our STDs), funny and/or quirky and silly. (If you haven't noticed we like to implant humor when things should normally be serious or formal). Our wedding isn't formal, but it isn't casual either. Which is why the RSVPs and invites will be wrapped up all prettyful in lace and eclectic paper. Ha....picture that (check my bio). Okay so here is what we have...
RSVP (thinking of changing the headings a little)
Celebrate good times, Come on!
We have reserved___seats for you.
How many will be there____
- ___ Only if there's cake! **
- ___'Cause it's about time!
- ___I wouldn't miss it for the world!
How many will NOT be there____
- ___PDA is overrated...even for a wedding
- ___ ??????????? <-- we need something else here that's funny/silly/quirky etc.
**We are also thinking about changing "Only if there's cake" to "One word, CAKE!"
Any ideas? Suggestions?
I've thought about "We will be there, only you won't see us", but FI said that sounded mean. HA. Or "I'm allergic to love."
We also thought about using the "Bells" style RSVP,but inserting say Cow Bells instead. We LOVE the SNL Cowbell skit and a lot of our family and friends know that.