I can understand why you're single Grrrrr....

Dear Woe-is-me, Life sucks because I don’t have a man co-worker, Everyday you come in and complain about how horrible your life is because you are single. You are constantly telling me and the married women in the office that we should be happy that we have a good man, because dating in NYC is so bad, most men are dogs blah blah blah …. But you are the pickiest, most uncompromising person I have ever met. Don’t get me wrong I’m not suggesting that you to lower your incredibly high standards, but must EVERY LITTLE thing be a deal breaker. Okay so we get that you only like guys with “swagger” and that you couldn’t possibly date the nice guy at the gym who you think is flirting with you because he doesn’t have said “swagger” amd wears plaid shirts and khakis. We get it! And yes we realize that you are one of those people who doesn’t put up with any crap and that it applies to every area of your life including your relationships--- oh, but I forgot, you don’t have a relationship.


Dear I Need Mr. Right, Right Now Co-worker,


 Oh how I hate you, let me count the ways. You are sooooo very annoying, overbearing and rude. I couldn’t imagine any sane man wanting to spend an hour with you much less the rest of his life. I understand that you are in your on words “almost forty” (oh the shame) so you “don’t have time to play games”. But relationships are not built overnight. So you read a few books or articles that have apparently advised you to be upfront about what you want in a relationship when you meet men. But let me be clear: They were not talking about that upfront. Most men are not going to start talking marriage and kids on the first or second date. Is it lost on you that you broke up with the last guy you dated (who in your own words was a “good man”) after 4 months because he wasn’t moving fast enough for you, and now you’re single and much further away from you goal of getting married, having kids and the whole white picketed fence existence that you want?


 How rude of you and Woe is me, life sucks because I’m single, to ask me about my engagement and wedding plans and then tell me how after 6 years it was time for FI to “put a ring on it” and that the both of you don’t believe in long engagements and then even after I explained our situation that I went graduate school and I wasn’t working, for you ( I Need Mr.Right, RightNow) to say that if a man wants to marry a woman then he would find a way to do it. But then again, since NOBODY ever wanted to marry you maybe you know better than me.


I love the way the two of you ended our conversation by saying maybe that’s why you don’t have a man. Oh but I forgot, every time the two of you start complaining about not having a man, you end the conversation with your smug, “I don’t put up with nonsense, I don’t take any crap off of anybody, maybe that’s why I don’t have a man” attitude as to imply that those of us who are in relationships are putting up with crap.


 You two are the bitterest broads EVER. Trust me, the reason “you don’t have a man” isn’t because you don’t take crap from anybody it’s because nobody wants to take YOUR crap. Please do me a favor and don’t ask me anything else about my wedding and in the meantime, you can both kiss my e-ring ! Ughhh!!!!!!!

Posted on April 21, 2010 at 3:55 am
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miss_em2010
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I despise ppl like this. I feel your pain.

Posted on April 21, 2010 at 3:58 am
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Argh, dont you hate ppl like that? just join eHarmony and shut up already...

Posted on April 21, 2010 at 4:07 am
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I hope that getting it out made you feel better!  Some people are just oblivious!

Posted on April 21, 2010 at 4:07 am
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Ugh... I can't stand people like this!


My former BFF was like this!  And last I heard, STILL doesn't have a bf!


She is soooo picky!  And I can't believe it!  It's even down to his "hands".. If they aren't "beautiful", she looses all interest.


SERIOUSLY?


Sigh...


 

Posted on April 21, 2010 at 4:07 am
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I just had to vent. I can't believe them. First they are asking about my wedding and engagement and the next thing they are attacking FI for not proposing soon enough. WTF???


Hammy, that's crazy, but yeah, my co-worker is like that too. Everybody either "looks gay" or doesn't have "swagger" *demy rolls eyes*

Posted on April 21, 2010 at 4:10 am
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People like this kill me!  Come on ladies, no one wants to date you because you are a desperate B*.  Stop being one and maybe you will find someone who can stand you for 5 freaking minutes!

Posted on April 21, 2010 at 4:13 am
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right?  i hate when losers think they have the right to judge you. 

Posted on April 21, 2010 at 4:15 am
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and.


might I ask.


wth is "swagger"?


maybe they need their own "swagger" so they can attract "swaggier" guys.


 

Posted on April 21, 2010 at 4:21 am
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LOL Miss Em,


I'm not really sure how to define it other than it's like confidence & style. It's a term that's used in  Hip Hop & Pop music in the U.S.


She's super in love with Pharell from the Neptune, he has the kind of "swagger" she's looking for.

Posted on April 21, 2010 at 4:41 am
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I hate bitter people!!

Posted on April 21, 2010 at 5:16 am
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"Trust me, the reason “you don’t have a man” isn’t because you don’t take crap from anybody it’s because nobody wants to take YOUR crap."


omg, I'm DYING!  lmao


I know people like this (granted they are mostly guys so the argument is a bit dif, but same sort of outlook!)

Posted on April 21, 2010 at 6:12 am
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Swagger i s type of coat ....


 


Yeah I hate people who are so selfish and bitter and then dont understand why they are alone.


We have the oppsite here, a girl who "loves" to be alone, except when she is bored and she constantly tells me I am odd for wanting to get married and live with some one.

Posted on April 21, 2010 at 6:40 am
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Swagger means confidence.


 


Those types of women believe that anything is better than nothing and that a man will take all of their problems away.


 


Posted on April 21, 2010 at 3:06 pm
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Well it used to be a coat too....  So she  could buy the  guy a Swagger and then he has a swagger, problems solved.  ;)

Posted on April 21, 2010 at 10:28 pm
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WOW....


Tell them to get a cat...


or ten lol


I say anonymously send this email or drop on their desks...maybe she'll get a clue!

Posted on April 21, 2010 at 10:55 pm
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Okay so we get that you only like guys with “swagger”. 


Ha ha ha, this cracked me up.  Guys who have swagger aren't looking for girls who want to push them up the aisle after 2 months of dating!!  Get over it b!tches, they are just dying of jealousy...  :)

Posted on April 22, 2010 at 6:55 am

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