Installing A Husband

Someone just forwarded this to me - I thought it was pretty funny!

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate


DEAR DESPERATE,

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta. Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.) Also do not attempt to reinstall Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck,
Tech Support
Posted on May 1, 2008 at 4:29 am
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HAHAHA....very funny! Thanks for sharing.
Posted on May 1, 2008 at 4:32 am
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Aching - you just made my day. This is so funny!!! I'm going to forward it to FI. THANKS

PSST - My younger sister and friend is in-love with your wedding and b-pic...and include me too.

HAPPY THURSDAY!!!
Posted on May 1, 2008 at 4:33 am
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LOVE it!!
Posted on May 1, 2008 at 4:33 am
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Thats wonderful!!! i sent it to everyone i know!!! :)
Posted on May 1, 2008 at 4:55 am
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My FI is secretly the biggest gadget and computer nerd!! I love this, as will he! Thanks for sharing Aching!!!
Posted on May 1, 2008 at 6:35 am
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Thanks for sharing, I had to pass it on.
Posted on May 1, 2008 at 7:11 am
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I had the girls at work read it... lol
Posted on May 1, 2008 at 9:04 am
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Love it! Too funny. Thanks for sharing.
Posted on May 1, 2008 at 3:15 pm
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hahah, very cute! thx for sharing!
Posted on May 1, 2008 at 5:07 pm
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very cute, are you finding it to be true?!
Posted on May 2, 2008 at 3:27 am
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***laugh*** No, not at all! I think I lucked out and got the new-and-improved version, Husband 2.0! =)

P.S. Thanks, Ms. Sumomo! =)
Posted on May 2, 2008 at 3:42 am
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This is so my brother. My SIL loved it!
Posted on May 2, 2008 at 7:00 am
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haha, had to bump this!


thanks budoh, for pointing me to it!

Posted on March 31, 2009 at 2:51 pm
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DH is a web designer and an IT. He will get a kick out of this..lol

Posted on March 31, 2009 at 2:58 pm
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LOVE IT! :)

Posted on March 31, 2009 at 3:00 pm
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This is so funny!

Posted on March 31, 2009 at 3:02 pm
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My hubby laughs every time I blurt out a quote from this dear desperate letter... He recently asked me where is the "Installing the Wife" version.

Posted on March 31, 2009 at 3:03 pm
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So funny!

Posted on March 31, 2009 at 3:23 pm
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That was a good one!!!

Posted on March 31, 2009 at 3:24 pm
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i love this I'm going to email this to him.

Posted on March 31, 2009 at 3:25 pm
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