Just for laughs

 


I got this in an email today ...made me giggle (especially the karaoke part) ... I for one need some laughs today , so I thought I would share for those of you who could use one too :)


 
















THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. No thanks, I'm married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Taco Bell ? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination.  I'd

 hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.










 

Posted on February 6, 2009 at 3:33 am
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OMLord, that's hilarious!

Posted on February 6, 2009 at 3:34 am
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ha, love it!

Posted on February 6, 2009 at 3:34 am
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double post

Posted on February 6, 2009 at 3:34 am
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so funny!!!

Posted on February 6, 2009 at 3:37 am

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