Vent #1) Mom, I love you but please stop stressing, when you stress I stress. I realize that everything sucks for you right now but you really have to learn to "look on the bright side." It's depressing. I'm going to keep lending you my ear because I love you and I know you need it but please understand that sometimes I need a break from it. Also, if you think that moving two states away is going to solve all your problems then do it, I'll stay here, I'll be fine. James is taking good care of your baby, you said so yourself, and Granny is giving us all the help we need right now. We'll be fine. I love you momma, everything's gonna be alright.
Vent #2) James, I want to marry you! I don't care about the "big white wedding" ect ect ect. It's all overrated crap to me. I don't see how having this huge crazy stressful event is going to make you anymore married than if we just went to the courthouse. You know I love you honey.