what are yours?
"They all did it. But if you wanna know who killed Mr. Boddy, I did. In the hall. With the revolver. Okay, Chief, take 'em away. I'm gonna go home and sleep with my wife."
-Mr. Green (Clue)
my two favorite quotes are from Blow with Johnny Depp. And both are from his character George Jung. And they are both more like "speeches" I suppose rather than quotes. =)
George: So in the end, was it worth it? Jesus Christ. How irreparably changed my life has become. It's always the last day of summer and I've been left out in the cold with no door to get back in. I'll grant you I've had more than my share of poignant moments. Life passes most people by while they're making grand plans for it. Throughout my lifetime, I've left pieces of my heart here and there. And now, there's almost not enough to stay alive. But I force a smile, knowing that my ambition far exceeded my talent. There are no more white horses or pretty ladies at my door.
George: Hello Dad. You know I remember a lifetime ago, when I was about 3 1/2 feet tall, weighing all of 60 pounds, but every inch your son. I remember those Saturday mornings going to work with my dad, we'd climb into that big green truck. I thought that truck... was the biggest truck in the universe pop. I remember how important the job we did was, how if it wasn't for us, people would freeze to death. I thought you were the strongest man in the world. And remember those home videos when mom would dress up like Loretta Young, barbeques and football games, ice cream, playing with the Tuna. And when I left for California only to come home with the FBI chasing me, and that FBI agent Trout had to kneel down to put my boots on and you said, "That's where you belong you son of a bitch, puttin on Georgie's boots." That was a good one pop, you remember that. And remember that time when you told me that money wasn't real. Well old man, I'm 42 years old, and I finally realize what you were trying to tell me, so many years ago. I finally understand. Your the best, pop, just wish I could have done more for you, wish we had more time. Anyway, may the wind always be at your back, and the sun always upon your face, and may the wings of destiny carry you aloft to dance with the stars. I love you Dad. Love George.
The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return.
heather-That's been my signature quote on my emails for a long time :)
"Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line"
The Princess Bride
Murray: Woman, lend me fi' dollas. Dionne: Murray, I have asked you repeatedly not to call me "woman". Murray: Excuse me, "Ms. Dionne." Dionne: Thank you. Murray: Okay, but, street slang is an increasingly valid form of expression. Most of the feminine pronouns do have mocking, but not necessarily in misogynistic undertones.
OMG Joplin8! I have one from PB too! "Life is pain highness, anyone who says differently is selling something."
*I always wondered why they were called roofies, 'cause you're more likely to end up on the floor than the roof. They should call 'em floories.
*Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you.
Yes... all from the hangover. LOL
When I heard Woody Harrelson say this in Zombieland I laughed so hard, and way longer than anyone else in the theatre. Lol. I love it!
I'm not great at farewells, so uh... that'll do, pig.
You Have Bewitched Me, Body and Soul, and I Love, I Love, I Love You. I Never Wish to be Parted from You from This Day On.
Pride & Prejudice
"that's what I love about them high school girls, I keep getting older, they stay the saaaaame age"
dazed and confused!
kateb, that quote HAUNTS me when I hear Mr. Darcy say it!!!! I melt!!!!
Driver on other side of the highway: "You're going the wrong way!!!!!!!!!"
John Candy to Steve Martin: "How the hell do they know where we're going?"
Movie: Planes,trains & automobiles.
My ALL TIME FAVORITE:
The movie: Maverick
Mel Gibson, Jodi Foster, James Garner
Jodi Foster, in her southern drawl, said to Mel Gibson at poker table in the saloon after a revolver was pulled out really fast:
"Wow, that was fast. Did you think that was fast? I thought that was fast!
I say it all the time!! So does FI!!!
"You're just jealous because I've been chatting online with hot babes all day..." I used to always do a Kip impression (from Napoleon Dynamite). he he he
I am always calling people "Frank the Tank" for one reason or another (from Old School).
"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift...that is why it is called the present." (from Kung Fu Panda)
"Is this casino pager friendly?"
"Do you guys have a pay phone bank?"
I love The Hangover!
"I see you're drinking 2% milk....is that because you think you're fat?"
Napoleon Dynamite - that flick is full of great one liners...
"Come with me if you want to live"
"If it bleeds, we can kill it"
Terminator - Love it!
From Risky Business "Sometimes you gotta say WHAT THE F*%*$&!"
kateb's quote is so pretty. i love how he does this little eye flutter thing when he says it.
"what is that intoxicating scent your wearing doris?"
"i have cats"
"meow" hiss hiss - van wilder
...I see dead people....(Haley Joel Osment in the 6th sense)
...I'll be back (Arnold in Terminator)
...Say hi to my little friend (Tony Montana in Scarface)
---Stupid is stupid does (Tom Hanks in Forrest Gump)