SHOES! cheapo shoes I found!
Okay, since you guys totally bailed on me :P, I've spent probably 6-7 hours browsing shoe sites that carry my size. I'll post some of the awesome DEALS I find in this thread because I just have to share for your benefit. Some of these will probably be in limited sizes.
$49 - in Bone or Red satin
$23.70 in Gold, Silver, and Black at Dillards.