So I uh... kinda stunned a saleslady over lunch today....
I had to head out and run some errands over lunch today. Went into a little store, and found some great, sexy shoes for *ahem* indoor sports. Black patent stilettos with a wide ankle strap with a buckle. Massively hot. I just spotted some cute, new vintagy-looking pink and black lingerie at Victoria's Secret, and when I saw these, I thought Hmmm... must haves for Vegas!!
So I'm paying for the shoes, and the saleslady is trying to make chit-chat.... she asks "So what color dress are you going to wear with these?"
Giggling, I said, "Um...... no dress at all; these are for my honeymoon."
I swear, she turned like 14 shades of red, stammers a "thank you," and I left. As I'm walking out the door, she shouts "Good luck on your honeymoon!"