So I uh... kinda stunned a saleslady over lunch today....

I had to head out and run some errands over lunch today. Went into a little store, and found some great, sexy shoes for *ahem* indoor sports. Black patent stilettos with a wide ankle strap with a buckle. Massively hot. I just spotted some cute, new vintagy-looking pink and black lingerie at Victoria's Secret, and when I saw these, I thought Hmmm... must haves for Vegas!!

So I'm paying for the shoes, and the saleslady is trying to make chit-chat.... she asks "So what color dress are you going to wear with these?"

Giggling, I said, "Um...... no dress at all; these are for my honeymoon."

I swear, she turned like 14 shades of red, stammers a "thank you," and I left. As I'm walking out the door, she shouts "Good luck on your honeymoon!"


BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA

Posted on July 10, 2008 at 6:54 am
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That's awesome!


Indoor sports huh, someone should make a post in the weight loss section about the calorie burning benefits of indoor sports...

Posted on July 10, 2008 at 6:56 am
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hahahahahhahaha!! That's too funny Nee!!

Posted on July 10, 2008 at 6:58 am
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Hahahahahah, that's freaking awesome!  Ah yes, shoes for indoor sports... I have a couple of  those... I've never worn them out.


She shouldn't ask a question she doesn't want the answer to!


 


 


 

Posted on July 10, 2008 at 7:08 am
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LMAO!!  Exactly!!  I mean I could have been more subtle and when she asked what color dress, just said "pink!" (with a giggle).....


 


(But yes, indoor sports shoes -- and boots -- are a must... ;) )

Posted on July 10, 2008 at 7:09 am
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Posted on July 10, 2008 at 7:09 am
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indoor sports shoes... Must get some of those!!  HA!HA!  Too funny! I can imagine the lady's face!

Posted on July 10, 2008 at 7:18 am
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hahahaha!!  your AWESOME!!!

Posted on July 10, 2008 at 7:19 am
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HAHHAHAH!! Thank you sooo much for making me laugh out loud here at work!! You go girl!

Posted on July 10, 2008 at 7:26 am
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oh my goodness! too funny... i would love to see that lady's face!

Posted on July 10, 2008 at 8:01 am
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you know, you have inspired me to get some clear stripper shoes for my honeymoon. He is going to be in total shock. Lets just say i'm very much like Charlotte from Sex and the city so this is wayyy out of character for me! he'll love it!

Posted on July 10, 2008 at 8:12 am
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LMAO NEE, I wouldnt expect anything less from you. Love the "Indoor Sports"


Work them HEELS BABY!!

Posted on July 10, 2008 at 8:59 am
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That's awesome! Love it!

Posted on July 10, 2008 at 9:14 am
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WM -- Oh heck yeah, go for it!!!  Why not?  If ever there's a time to let your inner sex kitten come out, why not on the honeymoon?  :)

Posted on July 10, 2008 at 9:25 am
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haha. the sex kitten comes out, just not the "wild vegas stripper named Lollipop!" but i'm getting inspired with your shoe purchase. lol.

Posted on July 10, 2008 at 9:38 am
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(lmao... that's awesome... wild vegas stripper named lollipop... I'm sure your FH looks forward to her apperance on your honeymoon!  ;) )

Posted on July 10, 2008 at 9:48 am
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oh he will be thoroughly surprised! he's not gong to believe it. lol. i may throw a wig in the mix. who knows. lol.

Posted on July 10, 2008 at 9:54 am
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haha... you girls crack me up. i actually bought a different peice of lingerie for each nice of the honeymoon, now im inspired to buy matching heels!

Posted on July 10, 2008 at 9:55 am
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lol...love it. I usually say I'll be wearing my birthday suit.  ;)

Posted on July 10, 2008 at 2:56 pm
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ok you young ones - cover your ears!! like in the movie "old school" 


EARMUFFS!!


 


neebs--- those are what i call "frequent flyers" since the shoes get more "air time" than on the ground! bwahahahahaha


 

Posted on July 12, 2008 at 8:32 am

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