STOP CALLING ME THAT!
CARROLL IS NOT MY FIRST NAME!!!! AAAHHHH!!!! Every identifying document...birth certificate...drivers license...credit card...checks...EVERYTHING has CARROLL in the third name position!! Clearly this means that CARROLL is my LAST name NOT my first name!! I understand my first name isn't very common, but do you really think that every single person has made the mistake of putting that name in the wrong spot? I've dumbed down my beautiful FIRST name to Dee...or D...or DE whatever 3 letters that sound like 1, to make life easy. Why do you insist on STILL CALLING ME CARROLL. I could see if you said Ms. Carroll out of respect, but you are writing CARROLL as my first name...after i've corrected you numerous times AND you continue to call me CARROLL!! I'm not f*cking CARROLL.
JJ AND MARY...
I can't wait to have a last name that actually looks like a last name...but then I guess people will really be royally confused.
UGH!! I'm so frustrated!
LMAO...i just read over this and on top of the fact that it felt good to get out...I pretty much seem crazy.