"Two pees in a pot"

I was looking at a former student's MySpace a few days ago and noticed she had gotten married.  I clicked through to her husband's MySpace to see what he looked like, and I came to a photo of him and his son that was captioned "Two pees in a pot".  I cracked up.  The poor guy obviously missed the point of the "two peas in a pod" phrase.


What phrases have you seen misunderstood?

Posted on January 28, 2010 at 12:00 am
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OMG my fiance is famous for random Redneck sayings that i have never heard! "you're as handy as a cub bear playin with his pecker" and "slick as a cats ass on peach stone"???! WTF? lol no one makes me laugh that hard though.
Posted on January 28, 2010 at 7:54 am
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@starbux - I love that one.  It's a moo point.  It's like a cow's opinion...it's always Moo.  hahahaha

Posted on January 28, 2010 at 7:54 am
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LOL!!! omg... i passed over this subject over and over again. like i can not believe someone wrote that THE WRONG WAY!! ahahaha.. that is too funny.

Posted on January 28, 2010 at 8:04 am
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I hate when people say: BUTT NAKED! Ummm its BUCK people!

Posted on January 28, 2010 at 8:06 am
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My dad used to say "Straighter'n Indian goes to poop" (without dialect--straighter than an indian goes to poop) before we taught him it was politically incorrect to reference any group of people and how they poop.  I still have no idea how something straight correlates to an Indian pooping.  And since he calls Native Americans Indians, I have no idea if he's referring to Native Americans or people from India.  Geez.  

Posted on January 28, 2010 at 9:14 am
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In our family we call these 'kailey-isms' because while my baby girl is very intelligent, she mixes things up sometimes.


One of my faves...she was talking with her MIL and in saying she was gonna be all over someone's case for something, she said she was gonna 'be on it like stink on rice' (instead of white on rice or stink on a bug.)  Her MIL laughed and said to remind her never to eat rice at their house!

Posted on January 28, 2010 at 9:15 am
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*lol* Too cute!

Posted on January 28, 2010 at 9:15 am
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HAHA That is SO "MIND BOTTLING!"


-Blades of Glory

Posted on January 28, 2010 at 9:17 am
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My FI tells me I'm "coon fingerin" things when I'm picking at them (or stealing his fries)


one of my BMs told me she thought CCR's song "bad moon on the rise" was "bathroom on the right" now when I hear it thats the words i hear!

Posted on January 28, 2010 at 9:24 am
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LOL@erindira, that is something my mom would say!


When I was little I was telling my sister a story about this girl that I thought stole one of my toys at school. The girl told me she saw me put the toy in my cubby and had not seen it since and swore she never took it. When I told my sister this she said to me "Why don't you give her the benefit of the doubt" I had to idea what this was so I shouted to her, "NOOO YOU!!" I thought it meant beat her up!! :)


To this day whenever we hear that we say "NOOO YOU!"

Posted on January 28, 2010 at 9:32 am
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When my sister and I were little, we would always say "on accident" instead of "by accident"... I still want to say it the wrong way!!


One of Kylie's friends sings Bon Jovi as "chocolate heart" instead of "shot through the heart" when she is playing Band Hero... I cracked up so bad when she did it!!

Posted on January 28, 2010 at 9:41 am
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Oh man I have a few..... Didn't go to church growing up, but I did go to an extremly southern baptist church with my best friend. Her mom kept referring to the "bah-pull" so I finally asked her what it was....she about feel off the pew and my friend informed me she meant "bible"

A waitress at a hick town seafood place called the entree (ahn-tray) "in trees".

In that song "blinded by the light" I always thought it was.....blinded by the light, wrapped up like a douche in the middle of the night.
Posted on January 28, 2010 at 10:33 am
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My uncle was rasied Presbyterian, so when he went to church with his Episcopalian wife he thought that when she knelt briefly before entering the pew, it was called "genuflex", not "genuflect" because she was flexing by kneeling!! He thought this for probably 30 years!!


 


My job has a department called "Resource and Referral". I have a coworker who constantly refers to them as the "Research and referral" department. ugh! Drives me nuts!!

Posted on January 28, 2010 at 10:46 am
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HAHAHA  all of those are too funny.

Posted on January 28, 2010 at 3:19 pm
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Omg, these are too funny! I have a friend who used to say "play it by YEAR" instead of "play it by ear"... We let it go for a while and just giggled until her husband totally called her out one day :)

Posted on January 28, 2010 at 3:37 pm
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my coworker always says "right off the back" instead of "right off the bat" and " "deaf" instead of "death" and "fustrated "instead of "frustrated," it's frustrating to hear it but I keep my mouth shut since she's kinda my boss lol


when i was little i thought waitresses were saying "smith, party at 2" instead of "smith party OF 2" I was always wondering why they were calling them when it wasn't that time of day.  

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