What Is Wrong With You?!
What is your problem? Why do you have to make yourself the center of attention at all times? You're so selfish and you know it and could care less about changing it. You know that FI and I told FMIL that we would take her care and pay her $200 because she wanted a new car but didn't want to trade her other car in. But instead of you letting us go on with our plan you decide that since your wife got a new car with more horsepower than either one of your cars and your motorcycle that you're going to snake us for FMIL's car. But it's okay though because I'm still getting a new car FI and I just picked her out and you're going to be stuck with another car that you don't like. All because you wanted to snake us and be the center of attention. You knew that FMIL wanted you to have the car because you are her favorite son and she's said it. Again that's okay because I get a brand new car and you don't. I hope that you're happy... but wait you're not going to be happy... you'll never be happy because you intentionally back stab your family members on a regular basis.
What really gets me is that we moved here because you were having marital and financial problems. Now that we've helped you get back on your feet and now that you're marriage is stable you want us to get out. Don't worry we're already a step ahead of you... we've got a townhouse that'll be available May 1st so you don't have to worry about us. And please never ask us to do any like this again because we'll gladly say no. It's really not polite to use your family because it only comes back to bite you in the ass!