I am not the USPS
Has anyone ever had one member of their family call you every day to say, "where is so-and-so's invitation?" How do I know, am I the postal service? Did I hand deliver it to their house? Nooooo, so why are you asking me!
I get called just about everyday to be told that, "so and so is coming but this other person hasn't gotten theirs, did you send it?" I really just want to respond with, "as a matter of fact, no I didn't send it. I just picked random people to send it to!" It's really getting to be quite aggravating. I feel like I'm being undermined and that I'm not smart enough to figure out how to send an invitation. Also, it would be quite helpful, if I did get sent the list of addresses for everyone, and then maybe their invitation would have been sent on time. Just saying.
Also, quit telling me who you talked to and if they said they are coming or not! That's why I put RSVP's in the invites, so they can tell me themselves. I don't want you calling everyone and then turning around and telling me what they said because I don't care!
I really needed to b****. I'm done.