Lol Kelly -I know the feeling... before I had Megan, I was a daycare teacher and would *try* to build epic towers and the kids would always knock them over as well (how rude! ;) They're actually really easy to make. You just need:
*felt
*pom poms or bells
*wooden heads (you can find these at craft stores)
*glue gun
*scissors
*alphabet blocks
-I cut out the legs and arms (long narrow oval shapes) and hats (triangles ;) and 2 flower-looking shapes per elf for the collar (under the head) and part of the hat.
-hot glue the hat together by folding it into a cylinder like shape (this is the part where I always burn myself -ouch!)
-glue the legs under the block and the arms on either side adding the pom poms or bells onto the ends.
-glue the collar on top of the block, then glue the head, then the flower shape, then the hat and glue a pom pom or bell on top of the hat. Voila!
Here is a link to a variation:

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