Cake wrecks

What I wanted (The one to the right, but just the top two tiers)..:

I wanted a pearl nautilus shell stuffed with  I asked for it to be full of hydrangeas orcids and parrot tulips with more hydrangeas around the base of the shell

something like this, but with a pearl shell:

What I got:

I brought the shell from home,:...flowers didn't come out right either...in fact not only did they not have the flowers I wanted, but they had no flowers in the colors I wanted...I wanted baby pink,peach and got neon orange, hot pink and purple lol

lol...it tasted AMAZING though!!!!

Ohhhh noooo! :\

Oh eM Gee! LOL! Wow so sad when this happens! These are some wrecks! Check their work ladies!

I'm so sorry She1 - I'm glad it tasted great and your cake/flowers still look beautiful!

These are atrocious. I would be mortified if my cake turned out this way.  

Yea, very hard to find a good backer in Jamaica... Most cakes there aren't great they have very dry flour. I did a taste testing with this woman a month before, she has her daughter send her flour from out of country... I few down with my mom. MAN her cakes were AMAZING!!! She soaks them too...OMG soooo yummy! Thought I kept the cake shape pretty simple, but I guess that shape is harder then it looks? Lol whatever in the end things like that don't really matter, but it would have been nice for pics :op

Spoke to the florest too when I went... Apparently they don't grow flowers commercially there... I was shocked because, with the exception of the tulips, all the flowers I wanted grow in Jamaica ... I looked at what she had and completely redid all my flowers last min... She was a sweetheart, even travled pretty far to pick a few select flowers from her friends garden for me.I left it to her to figure out everything cause, I was out of time, wasn't what I had in mind, but they were pretty, I would have liked more on my tables though :op
As I mentioned these things aren't important. Our wedding was epic.... Seriously, a lot of my family doesn't get along and I can honestly say that people that hated each other were laughing and getting along like I never thought possiable. I've seen my family at my cousins weddings ect... They form clicks and talk smack about each other, it's sad...but not at our wedding! In fact there relationships are a lot better since then!! I still hear how amazing it was from just about everyone... It's all a bride can ask for :)

Ahahaha! This is terrible, but I can't help but be entertained by some of these!! 

She1 your cake wasn't bad.  Now the ones in the orginal posting were terrible. 

:(  awww. I was so worried about something like this happening. I researched and researched everywhere seeing photos of cakes all the bakers in the area had made. 

My spirit is crying right now!