Dear -----------------,

just shut up already! no really - i dont want to hear anything at all - no yip, no yap, no zip, no zap...

you have the most useless pieces of information that dont apply to anyone

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Dear -------------,

omg - for once would you please pick up your dig shit?  you dog takes a dump on my front lawn almost daily - i know it's you, i just havent caught you red-handed... dont think i dont peak outside whenever i hear your dog outside to catch you!   

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Dear -------------,

mind your own mo-fo-ing business

Dear D1rtys' neighbor,

PLEASE CLEAN UP YOUR DOGS Sugar Honey Ice Tea!  I'd really hate for d1rty to catch you or **GASP** step in it.  I'm sure you value your life.  So please, PLEASE clean up after your dog!

Dear -------

STOP ASKING US FOR MONEY!!!!!!!!! We are trying to pay for a wedding that you "can't afford" to contribute to.  I know that shelling out 7k for your daughters shot gun wedding this past June was probably really hard for you, but perhaps you should of saved it for yourself!  AND NO we will not give you another dime!  Why?  Well because we don't have it to give AND if you'd pay us back the 3500 you've "borrowed" over the years then 1. we wouldn't be strapped paying for our own ish 2. We'd have something to help you with 3. I wouldn't think you were HORRIBLE, UNGRATEFUL people. 

Also, we will have the wedding we can afford.  If that means Beer, wine and Champagne only then guess what?  That's what we will have.  If you aren't willing to contribute to "the upgrades" then shut the hell up!  We aren't being "tight" or "selfish" we are being responsible!

Thanks! I still love you 

Dear Pumpkin cheesecake from cheesecake factory---

please dont stay on my hips - i mean i really loved the smoothness and flavor with the hint of pumpkin & spices - but really, you dont ahve to stick around...

that is all =)

Dear Syr Stage ....

Please pick my daughter Jade for the role of  "Raynell"  in Fences ... or in the very least call us already and let us know wether she got it or not ...  :)

Dear Students,

I know Thanksgiving break is SO close and you're all very excited, but PLEASE STOP TALKING WHEN I'M TALKING!!!!!

LOL -  sorry Missie!!  :)

Dear Bacon egg and cheese croissant from Dunkin Donuts -

Its bad enough I had to order you on the fly trying to get back to work from the girls Dentist appointment before my co-workers lunch hour -

But THEN you had to go and give me MASSIVE indegestion .....Thanks ...UGH!

Dear Tums -  I took 4 of you little bad boys - GET TO WORK!

Dear Chipotle restaurant,

i love you..almost to the point of polyamory...

Dear Hungry,

Its over. Im tired of you cheating on me with all these PW'ers...pack your fridge and get out.

"pack your fridge and get out"  -  Im LMAO over this ...

OMG...SANKOFA... that's hilarious "pack your fridge and get out"  Love it!