Have a TMI topic????? Anyone wanna go first??

Lol, let's seeeeee......

We've already had a "worst place his cum has gone" topic, but I do have to share that he got it in my EYE the other day and it BURNED!!

I'll think of something better later :D

FI knows better than to make it touch my face. That I do not like. He can squirt it wherever else but my face and hair!

Ha! Ha! I have one...can't believe I'm going to actually type this

Have you ever er, farted when he is down there?  OMG!  I did ONE time, funny thing is I had been drinking so I couldn't stop laughing - he was PISSED, actually thought I did it on purpose.  He STILL reminds me to this day

LOl prinncess - I am dying reading your post!!!

HAHAHA @ princcess I swear I have been waiting for this to come up. I was to embarassed to be the initiator.

But YES this happend w/ my ex when we were down in Rosarito and I had been drinking and lord and behold it happened. I almost died laughing and like your FI he was pissed off. I had the audacity to tell him to finish!! HAHAHA But now every time I think about it I crack up laughing like it happened yesterday!!!

LOL, glad I am not the only one!  I was worried when nobody posted anything after that!!!!  Your right, I still laugh thinking about it!!!!!

Nope...if I feel one coming I make him come up for air.

LOL, well one night for some reason, I guessed he pushed alot of air in there, but everytime he kept pushing from behind, I kept qweefing.  It was so loud too and FI thought it was hilarious.  We had to change positions because it would not stop.

My TMI is that it feels weird to take a shower by myself now because my hubby and I have taken them together so much. I've been in my apartment for about a year and we started taking showers together all the time when I moved in. Now I only shower alone if he's not here or if I need to shave.