Joe wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party.
He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did
something wrong.
Joe had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he saw is a couple of
aspirins next to a
glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose!
Joe sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and
pressed. He looks around the room and sees
that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins, cringes whe n he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror.
Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with
little hearts on it and a
kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: 'Honey, breakfast is on the stove. I left early to get groceries to
make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, Darling! Love, Jillian'
He
stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning
newspaper.
His son is also at the table, eating. Joe asks: 'Son... what happened last night?'
'Well, you came home after 3 A.M drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke
it, and then you puked in the hallway, and
got that black eye when you ran into the door.'
'Confused, he asked his son, 'So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and
breakfast is on the table waiting for me?'
His son replies, 'Oh THAT!... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off,
you screamed, 'Leave me alone bitch, I'm married!'
Broken Coffee Table $239.99
Hot
Breakfast $4.20
Two Aspirins $.38
Saying the right thing, at the right time......priceless!!
