The gift was a hit, so I have to share. It's a Panty Poem!
First, a pair in her wedding color!
To last all the way to old age - Starting with your wedding day
Here are panties for every reason - A sexy underwear display.
Then, white ones.
We have a pair for July 3rd (frilly, blue, and white)
And raise a toast to the Sexy Bride on your wedding night!
Next up, red and feisty.
Racy red ones for the Honeymoon - a sexy thong with lace.
We hope you leave the hotel room and see the rest of the place!
Ooooh then some black ones.
For your first big fight as a married couple.
When Jeff sees you in this set, he'll forgive you on the double.
And lacy white ones.
White ones for the 1st anniversary - you'll be feeling naughty.
Jeff won't believe his luck for marrying such a hottie!
A pink and a blue, tied together!
When the time is right for you & Jeff (and don't be saying maybe).
You'll wear a little pink or blue in honor of your baby.
Animal print!
As the years go by for you, you might hit the 7-year blues,\.
Just remember the purple animal print and your love life will never snooze!
We had to throw some orange and blue in there for Jeff's alma mater, with a shout out to ours as well.
We know you love the black and gold we wear for Old Mizzou.
So it should be just for Jeff that you wear orange and blue!
I loved this fun sort of oh la la French-inspired pair.
After 10 years of married life, you'll still be going strong.
But if you need a little boost, just put this beauty on.
Ooooh shiny!
When your years of wedded bliss become the Big 2-5.
Just slip this sexy number on and keep the sparkle alive.
And the grand finale!
Finally when you're old and grey, with these you can't go wrong.
Sorry, Jeff, but at that age, she just won't wear a thong!