Things You Wish You Could Say, But You Dont & Wont

dear friend...
if i have to hear one more time "i'm so stupid - why do i gamble?" come out of your mouth--- i think i'm just going to quietly hang up on you so you wont even notice and you're gonna be talkin to the air... you have 2 homes, which you are both gonna lose if you dont stop. you need help. you're already renting 2 rooms to complete strangers b/c you cant hang on to your money b/c you're playing poker all...the...time...

your daughter has asked you to stop, ive asked you to consider going to therapy, your sister has straight up told you that you've got a problem... but you keep lying to yourself... when is it going to set in - when you are out on the street?? jeez - i dont know if i shuold scream at you to get help or give you a hug!

and if you tell me one more time having 2 weddings is a waste of money - look at your bank statements and ask youself why you keep w/drawing $300 every other day and where that's going--- at least i get a husband out of my "waste of money"

Ok. DH just informed me of something his mother said.

DH is graduating in July. He is getting his degree in Information Technology Network Security. Anywhoo, he told me the last time he talked to his mom, he said that he wanted them to come to the graduation. He also told his mom that Edward, which is his sisters boyfriend was invited as well.

Well instead of her saying that's great we will be there, she tells him this:

"I'm glad that you invited Edward because if you didn't, we would not show up."

WHAT THE HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This bitch is literally putting her daughters unemployed, chain smoking, dead beat, slack jawed yocal boyfriend over her own son. UNBELIEVEABLE!!!!!!! I am mortified!!

lol...April, you are soooo bad.

dear strange chick at jay's little league game this morning... yes i am single, yes i am over 30 and yes - i do NOT have any kids, never been preggo, and yes i am here at a little league game by myself! as a matter of fact - my gf invited me - that's her 8year old pitching...

why is it so strange to meet someone whose mission out of high school was not to get married and preggo right away?? there's nothing wrong with it - but that route wasnt for me... so go fck yourself - oh no - you might get preggo doing that seeing as you already have 6 kids...

and no i dont want your bloated, leather-skinned man... i'm here to support my gf's kid and to hang out on a nice sunny day - i'm not here to break up anybody's happy home...

so go back to smoking your camel lights and giving me wierd and dirty looks...and dont talk to me and try and figure out why i am here!!

p.s. - they sell bras with underwire now - you might want to try one!

dear fair weather friend who decides when its convenient to be a friend. i know this kind of wedding stuff isn't your thing but if it were yours i'd show up for you.....you should look up the word LOYALTY in a dictionary! oh yeah and another thing i have wanted to say for a long time.... MY TIME is just as valuable as YOURS...so stop being late ALL THE TIME for everything.



d1rty gr8 post

Okay- I seriously love this post haha

I feel better that I'm not the only one with some 'thoughts'

- HMM :)

dear customer NONservice---

thanks for cancelling my order w/o calling me first..

yes i have two addresses - one mailing for all my bills and one home address... why is it my fault that you cancel my order before oyu verified that i have 2 addresses... for you to tell me to change my bank statement address to accomodate you is ree-ree.. you are ree-ree!! and you've done this before - you've shipped to my work address and i still had the same billing address.. wtf is worng with you people??

have you heard of identity theft?? yeah this is why i get my mail at the ups store in a locked box and not at home b/c our mailboox at home is not locked you fckn moron.. no youre not a moron, youre a RON-MO!! who doesnt deliver to the ups store nowadays??? get with the times slow-poke!

these shoes, clothes and random crap were for my honeymoon --- but safe to say that i will never order from you again - mostly b/c i cannot b/c of your stupid address policy, but even if i had the same address thing - your service rep was rude, rude and rude!! and tell him to get another job b/c cust service is about service, not rushing me off the phone b/c it's almost his lunchtime...

marissaco, I had to laugh because my best friend from college is SO like that. She calls me when she needs me, but when things are sunny, I don't hear from her! But despite it all she's a good person but still, it drives me nuts.

Chic & Yeah & Dirty - I had not been following this post but I read some of the earlier stuff, you three are hilarious.

I wish I could say:

To my mom' family: please don't be late, and Auntie Betti and Uncle Joseph...please don't be cheap and not give me a wedding gift. (no more used gifts either!)

to my filipino family...let's try to be on time! it's a wedding for goodness sakes! And stop eyeballing which centerpiece your going to take home...and it's ghetto to think you can take leftovers home from the wedding!

to my step mom...I swear, if you tell me that I looked like I lost weight again I might have to bitch slap you! (she says this everytime I see her...every time!) and please stop getting emotional on how sorry that you weren't there for me growing up! I'm over it!

FFIL...seriously, the wedding is about US! not you! so get off your high horse! Just b/c your insecure of being alone at a wedding doesn't mean you should bring a random date! It's your son's wedding, and it's inapproriate! We'll never see the biyatch again. And I don't want my kids saying...who's that girl next to grandpa 20 years from now. I'll have to explain to them that their grandfather was/is a player!

wow...that feels good. I really want to say this outloud! lol

dear fh--- i love you, i adore you, i wanna slap the shit out of you sometimes! how hard is it to transfer money into our wedding account?? we have the same debit cards - guess what-- the fckin cust svc number is on the back - call and xsfer the $$ or go to the atm and do it - why do i have to fckn remind you to do this every other friday??? why do you call me from your office asking me what the phone number to the bank is?? open your fckn wallet, take your card out, turn it over and dial the number after the words "customer service"

it's like pinky & the brain - i have to do the thinking for both of us!!
it's like ren & stimpy - i always have to remind you to do it
it's like lucy & ricky - except i'm the one saying "you got some "essplainin" to do
it's like fred & wilma - i always have to give you "that" look!!

for fck's sake man - do this one thing w/o me asking if you did it!!

p.s. thanks for putting up with my b!tchy ass!! i heart you and cant wait to grow old with you!!