Sep 01, 2013

  • Last updated on June 30, 2012 at 10:59 am
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A friend sent me this, not sure of the source, but is very funny!


Dear Tech Support ,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as:

· Romance 9.5 and

· Personal Attention 6.5,

and then installed undesirable programs such as :

· NBA 5.0,

· NFL 3.0 and

· Golf Clubs 4..1 ..

Also Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2. 6 simply crashes the system.

· Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?





First, keep in mind,

· Boy friend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while

· Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the=2 0Guilt 3.0 update.

· If that application works as designed , Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5 , Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1 ..

· Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 -program These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0 .

<br>20In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend

· Cooking 3.0 and

· Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck!

Tech Support

  • Last updated on June 17, 2012 at 3:18 pm
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Hi ladies I have 10 black candelabras-With its 42 inch height,swoops down to a base that is 8 inches wide and up to a top that is 19 inches wide (5 arms) and 100 black beaded charger plates that I will rent to anyone in the NYC area. 

$20 per candelabra and $0.60 a charger which includes delivery and pickup.  PM me if you are interested.


For Rent photo 1     For Rent photo 2

  • Last updated on May 14, 2012 at 7:18 am
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Since May started, I feel like the ball has finally started to move for getting things checked from my to do list.  In order to organize myself and the thousands of things I have going on, I am making the ever so famous to do list.  I will cross out as I get things done.


Decide on a date- 9.1.13

Create Initial guest list  10.31.12

Choose wedding party-Done

Ask party to be in wedding- Feb 2012

Decide on Colors

Take Engagement Photos- July 2012

Purchase wedding bands

Finalize guest list

Finalize Menu

Mail invitation

Decide on honeymoon- Book honeymoon

Get marriage license

Purchase gifts for wedding party



Decide on Wedding Gown- May 2012

Purchase wedding gown- June 2012

Final alterations and fitting for gown

Purchase bridal accessories- necklace,bracelet,earrings, shoes April 2013

Decide on bridal party attire- 08.25.12

Purchase Serving Knife/Toasting Flutes June 2012- Gift from friend

Get veil from friend 08.25.12

Purchase I Do letters for shoes

Purchase rose pedals for ceremony and cake table-May 2012

Register for honeyfund- April 2013

Put together invitations

Make appointments for hair and make-up

Have a hair and make-up trial

Purchase food, drinks, materials for weekend festivities



Reserve ceremony/reception venue- October 2011

Book a photographer- provide photo inspiration- 1.24.13

Book a Videographer- March 2013

Book a DJ/Band- Provide must play list/finalize order of reception- 11.02.12

Book a Bakery- Order a cake- May 2013

Book an Officiant- Review/finalize order of ceremony

Book Day of Coordinator- Finalize all details for wedding

Decide on Florist or DIY Flowers

Book stationery designer for e-file invitation-April 2013

Book space for Welcome Party- finalize details of time/set-up-April 2013

Figure out area for beach party



Pay balance for ceremony

Purchase aisle runner- May 2013

Purchase wood for aisle stands- June 2012

Purchase fabric for aisle swag

Purchase fabric for arch

Candles for aisle

Order sign for ceremony entrance



Pay balance for reception

Purchase boxes for centerpiece (5) Dec 2012

Purchase vases for centerpiece (5) June 2012

Purchase chargers for table- June 2012

Order gold lace overlay for table (4)- June 2012

Order popcorn for favors, jars

Order table names online


Create wedding website- Finished August 1, 2012

Create and mail STD cards 10.31.12

Create a toss bouquet

Create garter

Create programs and menus

Create escort card board

Create brochure for OOT guest

Decorate card box

Paint/design Initial letters for door

Design monogram on aisle runner

Purchase wood fabric for cake stand/put it together

Welcome bags for OOT guest

Taffy Apple favors for Wedding

Background prop for photo booth

create water bottle labels

Order flowers for wedding party

Create corsages (6)

Create boutinneres (8)

Bouquets for bridal party (5)

Decide on and create guest book

Create bathroom baskets

Labels for popcorn bar

  • Last updated on January 26, 2012 at 11:55 am
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For the first year of our engagement I have focused my efforts on finding inspiration to help develop my vision for the wedding.  Below is a short list of sites I visit regularly for inspiration and wedding guidance.


Project Wedding

  • Last updated on January 21, 2012 at 8:12 am
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Hi ladies, some of my pages are open and some are viewable by friends only. They have specifics for the wedding that I dont want any of my guest to know beforehand. I like friends, send me a request!

  • Last updated on January 15, 2012 at 3:32 pm
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I LOVEEEEEE CAKE!!! I love cookies and doughnuts too! For the cake, Im thinking that I want either three or four tiers, white butter cream, with my eight ball cake topper.  I would like the cake to be in varying sizes on the layers, Im not sure of the design but I am sure of the shape....I want simple but different.  Here are some of my inspirations:


Sweetness photo 1  Sweetness photo 2  Sweetness photo 3Sweetness photo 4  Sweetness photo 5Sweetness photo 6Love Sweetness photo 7  LOVE IT Sweetness photo 8  Sweetness photo 9

To incorporate our theme, im thinking either a cutout of the skyline on the bottom layer of the cake, or I might make it part of the cake stand, something similar to this but not on all of the tiers:

     Love- Love-