Sep 01, 2013
A friend sent me this, not sure of the source, but is very funny!
Dear Tech Support ,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as:
· Romance 9.5 and
· Personal Attention 6.5,
and then installed undesirable programs such as :
· NBA 5.0,
· NFL 3.0 and
· Golf Clubs 4..1 ..
Also Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2. 6 simply crashes the system.
· Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
First, keep in mind,
· Boy friend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
· Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the=2 0Guilt 3.0 update.
· If that application works as designed , Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5 , Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1 ..
· Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 -program These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0 .
<br>20In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend
· Cooking 3.0 and
· Hot Lingerie 7.7.
Hi ladies I have 10 black candelabras-With its 42 inch height,swoops down to a base that is 8 inches wide and up to a top that is 19 inches wide (5 arms) and 100 black beaded charger plates that I will rent to anyone in the NYC area.
$20 per candelabra and $0.60 a charger which includes delivery and pickup. PM me if you are interested.
Since May started, I feel like the ball has finally started to move for getting things checked from my to do list. In order to organize myself and the thousands of things I have going on, I am making the ever so famous to do list. I will cross out as I get things done.
Decide on a date- 9.1.13
Create Initial guest list 10.31.12
Choose wedding party-Done
Ask party to be in wedding- Feb 2012
Decide on Colors
Take Engagement Photos- July 2012
Purchase wedding bands
Finalize guest list
Decide on honeymoon- Book honeymoon
Get marriage license
Purchase gifts for wedding party
Decide on Wedding Gown- May 2012
Purchase wedding gown- June 2012
Final alterations and fitting for gown
Purchase bridal accessories- necklace,bracelet,earrings, shoes April 2013
Decide on bridal party attire- 08.25.12
Purchase Serving Knife/Toasting Flutes June 2012- Gift from friend
Get veil from friend 08.25.12
Purchase I Do letters for shoes
Purchase rose pedals for ceremony and cake table-May 2012
Register for honeyfund- April 2013
Put together invitations
Make appointments for hair and make-up
Have a hair and make-up trial
Purchase food, drinks, materials for weekend festivities
Reserve ceremony/reception venue- October 2011
Book a photographer- provide photo inspiration- 1.24.13
Book a Videographer- March 2013
Book a DJ/Band- Provide must play list/finalize order of reception- 11.02.12
Book a Bakery- Order a cake- May 2013
Book an Officiant- Review/finalize order of ceremony
Book Day of Coordinator- Finalize all details for wedding
Decide on Florist or DIY Flowers
Book stationery designer for e-file invitation-April 2013
Book space for Welcome Party- finalize details of time/set-up-April 2013
Figure out area for beach party
Pay balance for ceremony
Purchase aisle runner- May 2013
Purchase wood for aisle stands- June 2012
Purchase fabric for aisle swag
Purchase fabric for arch
Candles for aisle
Order sign for ceremony entrance
Pay balance for reception
Purchase boxes for centerpiece (5) Dec 2012
Purchase vases for centerpiece (5) June 2012
Purchase chargers for table- June 2012
Order gold lace overlay for table (4)- June 2012
Order popcorn for favors, jars
Order table names online
Create wedding website- Finished August 1, 2012
Create and mail STD cards 10.31.12
Create a toss bouquet
Create programs and menus
Create escort card board
Create brochure for OOT guest
Decorate card box
Paint/design Initial letters for door
Design monogram on aisle runner
Purchase wood fabric for cake stand/put it together
Welcome bags for OOT guest
Taffy Apple favors for Wedding
Background prop for photo booth
create water bottle labels
Order flowers for wedding party
Create corsages (6)
Create boutinneres (8)
Bouquets for bridal party (5)
Decide on and create guest book
Create bathroom baskets
Labels for popcorn bar
For the first year of our engagement I have focused my efforts on finding inspiration to help develop my vision for the wedding. Below is a short list of sites I visit regularly for inspiration and wedding guidance.
Hi ladies, some of my pages are open and some are viewable by friends only. They have specifics for the wedding that I dont want any of my guest to know beforehand. I like friends, send me a request!
I LOVEEEEEE CAKE!!! I love cookies and doughnuts too! For the cake, Im thinking that I want either three or four tiers, white butter cream, with my eight ball cake topper. I would like the cake to be in varying sizes on the layers, Im not sure of the design but I am sure of the shape....I want simple but different. Here are some of my inspirations:
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To incorporate our theme, im thinking either a cutout of the skyline on the bottom layer of the cake, or I might make it part of the cake stand, something similar to this but not on all of the tiers: