10 Words Women Use

Ok grooms ever had a problem understanding your bride? Well this should help.

10 Words Women Use

By Pastor Burgos

(1)  Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are    

     right and you need to shut up.

(2)  Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five

    minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes  

    to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3)  Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and

    you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually

    end in Fine.

(4)  Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It !    

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often

     misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and

     wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you

     about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women

      can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard

      before deciding how much and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: She is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're

     welcome and walk slowly away. (I want to add in a clause here - This is

     true, unless she says, "Thanks a lot" - that is PURE sarcasm and she is

     not thanking you at all. (DO NOT  say, "you're welcome" ... that will 

     bring on a "whatever").

(8) Whatever:  This is her way of telling you that you have made a mistake.

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning

     this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is

     now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking, "What's

     wrong?" For the woman's response refer to # 3.

(10) You said: This is when a woman comes out with a transcript of every

      word and comment you’ve ever made. She never forgets! – Run!