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From Pastor Tom Burgos book " Weddings 101 How to officiate" (community article)

Ok ladies it's your turn. This should help you understand your future husband !

 

10 Words Men Use

By Senior Pastor Tom Burgos / Calistogachristiancenter.org

 

1.  A! This means yes.

 

2.  Baby!   This means I got caught. Please see # 10

 

3.  Nothing, I forgot what you said. I’m waiting for the Starbucks to kick in.

 

4.  It’s this way! I am not stopping to ask for directions. The GPS is wrong!

 

5.  It was here, it must have moved!  The GPS and YOU were right, but I am to proud to tell you this. Please refer to # 10.

 

6.  I want to live: That means I will agree with you just to avoid an argument.

 7.  Honey, I am tired of being right I just want to be happy: I am just agreeing with you for now, because your girlfriends are with to you.  I’ll let you have it your way.  Later when we are alone, I’ll remind you, I was right!

 

8. In a minute: I will do what you ask when the commercial comes on.

 

9. Piece of cake: I am calculating exactly how many commercials it will take to do what you asked.  I’ll start the job when the next commercials come on.

 

10. What? This means don’t ask me for details! I have none. Please refer to #6

 

 

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