Peeing while wearing the dress

So you'll have one less thing to worry about on your wedding day (community article)

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Because this seems to be a topic that has several people hitting the panic button, here is how to pee while wearing your wedding dress:

On arrival at your venue

• Open the door of the ladies' room and look in. If the floor is not clean, call the venue staff and ask to have it cleaned.
  
  
• If the floor is clean, walk into the ladies' room and open the door of the handicapped stall. If the floor of the handicapped stall is not clean, call the venue staff and ask to have it cleaned.
  

This ensures that you will not later get the train/back of the dress dirty just by having it touch the floor.

When you need to go

• Walk into the handicapped stall. Remove (don't just pull down) your underpants.
  
  
• Facing the toilet, pull up the front of your dress to your waist.
  
  
• Walk straight forward, so you are straddling the toilet, and sit down that way. The train/back of your dress will now be away from the toilet, so you won't get them wet or dirty.
  
  
• Lean forward before peeing. That way, even if you drop the front of the dress onto the seat, you will not pee in its direction.
  

You may now resume your panic about all the other topics for your wedding day.

Member Comments

1036 303 24 cd5562

10/20/2009 at 05:47 am LOL I never even thought of of it but it's oh so important... THANKS!!!

1548 403 92 ericandebony

10/20/2009 at 05:42 am awesome, and will do ")

707 38 60 mcbirnie

10/20/2009 at 05:42 am Love it!

6 61 5 SMGardner10

10/20/2009 at 05:40 am I am so glad you posted this article thanks!!! I wish i would have read this befor my sisters wedding recently I had to hold her dress up in the back while she went to the bathroom...( I think we really bonded from the experience...hehe)